[My phone rings...] Me: Mwah time is it? Where am I? Rocco: Sorry Hon, where did you park the car? Me: Is it Tuesday? Oh wait, you're driving? Rocco: It's Friday. The buses aren't running. Me: I think it's on Garden. Rocco: K, thanks. Me: Be safe, k? Rocco: K.…
Making Cornbread For Reals
Listen up ya mess o' Yankee bitches. Yes I'm talking to you...you AND your Pyrex using, Pam spraying ways. I'm tired of y'all messing up cornbread. It’s time for an intervention. As they say back home, listen up and pay attention so I can learn you right. This isn't some…