Once upon a time, a long long time ago, in a city at least twenty minutes away, I worked at a record label. We released a LOT of crap. (Exhibit A) Sometimes the crap sold well. Sometimes it didn't. But that was the business. That was the gamble. Every now and…
My kids seem to keep doing that thing where they jump entire sizes overnight. So we've been spending entirely too much time in shoe departments. Paul: May I try these on? Me: Did you find those in the girl's section, love? Paul: They were on the other side. Is that…
I've got no jokes today, kids. I'm more than a little heartbroken. And don't panic - I'm fine (physically anyway) and so's the parasite. But this guy isn't. Most of you probably won't even remember him. After all, that post is from nearly two years ago. Two years. That means…
