Are you ready to do this again? I swear these just get weirder and weirder. I'm not even including all the things people want Paula Deen to lick. See how good I am to you people? "i'm going to kill you in the face" I had an incredibly rough morning…
Latex-wearing Pony-humping Freakazoids
This week has been all about the squishy love fests. I like squishy love fests. Well, I'm not really into the squishy love fests I just read about on SexIs, but I like...you know...completely non-sexual and pudding free squishy love fests. Oh hell, this isn't going well already. You probably…