God these titles just get worse and worse. No wonder someone just came to my site after searching for "fingernail porn." Seriously, somebody stop me. I'm going to take off on a tangent before I even get to the meat of the post (she said meat). Close your eyes and…
Shroomage
In addition to a fantastic shower, my Aunt Sharon has a beautifully manicured yard. I've seen botanical gardens with large full-time staffs that were less ambitious than this undertaking. Sitting on her back patio makes me feel like I have the key to my very own Secret Garden. The giant…
Webster
I finally caved and bought a new phone. Rocco has been creaming for the Palm Pre ever since the press release came out. He's been using his subtle powers of persuasion to convince me it's the solution to all my problems. Originally I thought his motivation was just to get…