First things first - in case you didn't hear, I'm not dying. Suck it, Cancer. WOOT! With the good news out of the way, I have to tell you just how miserable yesterday was. Apparently weeks of terror are hard on a body. I woke up this morning feeling like…
Lawsuit
I've never sued anyone before. Let's take the positive approach here. You're supposed to try one new thing every day, right? Well today's new activity will be suing a bank. Hoo-frickin-ray. You guessed it - all is going rather poorly in my quest to move to Maplewood. Move...aw HELL...all is…
Southern Comfort
I was out with a few girlfriends last night and somehow the conversation turned to brown liquor. Most likely, I was bitching about Rocco and his stinky peaty scotch that inspires me to dry heave. The only brown liquor I've ever been able to stomach is Southern Comfort. I'm pretty…