Last night? Bachelorette party, baby. And yes, of course, we ended up at a bar with a mechanical bull. But I really need to talk about what happened BEFORE the bull. We took a private pole dancing class. And it was HARD. (That's what she said.) Not only are my…
Nuptial Noodleing
Holy crap it's August! That means the wedding of the century is almost here. I guess I should check in with that Etsy vendor to make sure the bridal saddle will be ready in time. I've still only seen the preliminary sketches so you'll understand why I'm a bit concerned.…
Time to Strut
It's crunch time for this wedding o' the century and Gwatt have started to discuss music. Obviously, I've already made the selections for the bull riding segment (basically this song on endless repeat), but the bride insists on focusing on the trivial things like walking down the aisle and the…