Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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Llamas and Lactation

December 20, 2011Elly LononFamily & Homebreast feeding, homicidal llamas, I'm an Incubator. Gross., lactation consultants, llamas with hats18 Comments

I held the paper gown away from my body with my pinched fingers, like a pre-teen pulling at her sweater in the mirror, imagining her silhouette with breasts.  "Oh for the love of nipple," I muttered as I climbed onto the paper-covered examination table. "You ok, Hon?" Rocco asked, shifting…

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If Boobs Could Talk

November 22, 2011Elly LononFamily & Home, Sillynessbreast feeding, favor one boob, favor one breast, I'm an Incubator. Gross., rod stewart, rod stewart sucks, tyler perry14 Comments

Left Boob: This is it.  This is the time it's going to work.  I can feel it. Right Boob: *snicker* Left Boob: No really!  I've been working out - you know - pumping like mad. Paul: *latches on* Left Boob: Oh yo!  Here we go! Paul: *whimpers, scowls* Right Boob:…

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What Time Is It?

September 14, 2011Elly LononFamily & Home, Sillynessbreast feeding, I make stuff, I'm an Incubator. Gross., mfbt, mother fucking booze time, mother-sucking boob time, motherfuckingboozetime28 Comments

I really shouldn't be allowed to play with graphics programs.  This is what I did yesterday instead of figuring out what's wrong with my computer. Because I know you all want your very own, you can get them here.

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