You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful

As for me, I don't even know what my name is at the moment.  But I think it's Friday.  So you people are probably expecting a uke video.  But my throat feels like someone paved it with hot asphalt and then, having changed their mind, jack-hammered out said asphalt and…

Deep Space Boob

Brace yourself, Interwebz.  I have to talk about my boobs again. For those of you desperately in need of a vagina fix (Heh. That was way more fun to type than I even imagined.), may I suggest checking out this link.  (So incredibly not safe for work but still amusing.) …