Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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Milkshakes

November 1, 2011Elly LononFamily & Home, Sillynessboob slayer, breastfeeding, Chucky, gwen, I'm an Incubator. Gross., Jennifer Tilly, paul53 Comments

Gwen: Is that it? Me: *lifts bottle of breast milk, looks at liquid level, looks back at Gwen, nods* That's probably not the nicest thing to say to a newly-breastfeeding, hormone-filled bitch trying to satiate all 10lbs of Paulie the Boob Slayer. Gwen: But you were up there pumping for…

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