I'm not feeling terribly well today. My belly hurts. In fact, it feels like someone filled my intestines with Mentos and Diet Coke. I'll just let you enjoy that visual for a moment. Some days I wouldn't mind going through menopause again. You know what else hurts? My face -…
Bollywood Booty Shakin’
I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but it's cold. I don't enjoy the cold anymore than I enjoy Rod Stewart, but I also don't enjoy hiding out in my apartment all day long and doing my best impression of limp broccoli. That's not true. Sometimes I LOVE reveling…