Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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I Hate Elbows

January 22, 2010Elly LononRandom thoughtbollywood, period, Random thought, rocco29 Comments

I'm not feeling terribly well today.  My belly hurts.  In fact, it feels like someone filled my intestines with Mentos and Diet Coke.  I'll just let you enjoy that visual for a moment.  Some days I wouldn't mind going through menopause again. You know what else hurts?  My face -…

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Bollywood Booty Shakin’

January 14, 2010Elly LononCancer, Random thoughtbollywood, dad, gym, hoboken, mom, Random thought, rocco, rod stewart33 Comments

I don't know if anyone else has noticed, but it's cold.  I don't enjoy the cold anymore than I enjoy Rod Stewart, but I also don't enjoy hiding out in my apartment all day long and doing my best impression of limp broccoli. That's not true.  Sometimes I LOVE reveling…

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