black swan Archives - Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

This Is Me Buck Naked

January 27, 2011Elly LononCancer, The Book & Other Seriousnessblack swan, cancer memoir, dr. horrible, funny cancer memoir, i wrote a book, lymphoma, Lymphomania, memoir, nightmares, vaginas63 Comments

I think I've figured out why I'm not sleeping. And surprisingly, it's not just because I looked at this photo just before going to bed last night: Though I'm quite certain that didn't help. (I'm looking at you, Creamed Corn.) You see, Interwebz, I finished my book. Or at least…

A Study of Bikinis, Carbs, and My Colon

January 20, 2011Elly LononOther Randomness, Sillynessbikini, black swan, bread bikini, garlic bread bikini, pizza bikini, Random thought, rocco58 Comments

Continuing with this week's theme of "Bad Decisions from Elly," let me tell you about the food choices I've made in the past 36 hours: Tuesday dinner - buffalo wings and a pitcher of beer (As in, I'm pretty sure I drank an entire pitcher of beer myself) Wednesday breakfast…

I Guess I Could Have Just Quoted MLK Instead

January 17, 2011Elly LononOther Randomness, The Book & Other Seriousnessblack swan, chris colfer acceptance speech, chris colfer golden globes, gay rights, glee, kurt acceptance speech, kurt golden globes, martin luther king, mlk, mlk day, Random thought, rod stewart25 Comments

There's just too much pressure to write something profound and inspirational today. Go ahead and call me chicken, but one of my single greatest skills is avoidance. I'm also really good at changing the subject. You know who just said something profound and inspirational last night? My other non-sexual crush…