Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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April 9, 2010Elly LononOther Randomness, Sillynessbedazzler, lady bug, latex, mom, ponies, Random thought, rod stewart, vagina, vagina dentata, vajazzling15 Comments

Yes, it's that time of the month again.  (There really is no way to string those words together and NOT have it sound menstrual.  It's not, I swear.)  It's time for me to out all the sick little monkeys that land here in my little Buggin world via bizarre searches.…

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Vajazzling (and the Other Weird Things People Send Me)

February 27, 2010Elly LononRandom thoughtbedazzler, dad, drag queens, mom, Random thought, rod stewart, unicorns, vaginas, wine17 Comments

Sometimes I wonder how well people really know me.  For example, my sister in law sent me this email earlier this week: A friend passed this on to me... Thought I would pass it on to all my fitness peeps. I'm thinking of Volunteering...  not running in it. Although I…

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Thoughtless Thursday

January 21, 2010Elly LononRandom thoughtbedazzler, divacup, joke, kermit, mom, Random thought, rocco, uterus26 Comments

I've had my caffeine.  I've eaten my shredded wheat.  Still I can extract nothing from the brain today.  I think I'm still suffering from a "Book of Eli" induced stupor.  Seriously, DO NOT SEE that horrid thing.  C.S. Lewis is more subtle. Besides, my uterus hurts.  It’s making me whiney. …

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