Elly Lonon

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Elly Lonon

Elly Lonon

Writer of Wrongs, Drawer of Conclusions, Defender of Ukuleles

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beauregard

Ginny

July 18, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtaliens, beauregard, ginny, hoboken, nj transit, Random thought, rocco, two-rivers rule, uni-boob, virginia

It's the dawn of a new era.  We've said goodbye to Beauregard, and bought a new car.  Well, new might not be the best word to describe her.  She's a '94 - not exactly fresh of the show room floor, but she's new to us. We decided to name her…

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And So It Begins

June 3, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtbeauregard, chemo brain, hoboken, house, lucy, moving, packing, Random thought, rocco1 Comment

I can't believe how much better I feel having made a frickin' decision already!  The dishwasher is humming along and sanitizing the four glasses that didn't break with all of Lucy's box toppling.  Mt. McCardboard is now more of a mound and we even bought a new vacuum.  Holy cow are…

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Butt-Dialing

May 14, 2009Elly LononRandom thoughtbeauregard, bubba, Buddha, cell phone, exorcism, karaoke, nipple, Random thought, rocco, thom

I still hate my phone.  It's important for a relationship to have balance.  It also hates me.  I drop it, kick it, and generally abuse it when it frustrates me.  My phone extracts its revenge by locking up at crucial moments and by employing the ancient torture method of  butt-dialing. It's one of those touch-screen…

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