Your Hair Looks Really Nice Today

*stares at computer screen* *dusts keyboard, looks at screen, shuffles papers, looks out window, watches guy in trucker hat and wife beater trip over planter while texting* *giggles* *looks at computer screen, cleans fingernails, checks twitter, switches back to wordpress tab, plays the drum solo from "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" with toes* *stares…