You: Hey, are you ever going to, you know, write stuff again?
Me: I’m sort of in the middle of throwing myself a pity party and I don’t like writing those posts any more than you like reading them.
You: So it’s just going to be these half-assed uke videos for the next bit?
Me: Seems like. But since you peeps seem to tolerate mediocrity when there’s a kid or cat involved, I’ll try and work those in, too. Like today’s vid for example….
Have a fabu weekend filled with glitter encrusted wine goblets and peanut butter cups. And ponies. And yodeling midgets. And miles and miles of sleep.