What is wrong with this family is no small thing:
Tripe: Look out for that squirrel!
Rocco: That is one seriously fat squirrel.
Thom: That’s the kind of squirrel that when you shove it up your ass, you look like you have a tail.
I don’t think I can describe the conversations we have sitting around the dinner table unless I add a “You must be 18 to enter” landing page to the site.