What is wrong with this family is no small thing:

Tripe:  Look out for that squirrel!

Rocco:  That is one seriously fat squirrel.

Thom:  That’s the kind of squirrel that when you shove it up your ass, you look like you have a tail.

I don’t think I can describe the conversations we have sitting around the dinner table unless I add a “You must be 18 to enter” landing page to the site.