Three-year-olds are ASSHOLES.

That doesn’t really have anything to do with anything but sometimes a girl just has to vent. Speaking of vents, did you know chickens don’t have vaginas? Just their vents. Fun fact. Whip it out at summer BBQ’s. You’re welcome.

Enough about children and the anatomy of poultry. You’re here for a ukulele cover, right? BAM. Here’s one for my friend Thom. He’s starting a new blog where he dazzles with mad cooking skills, apparently. Not that I enjoy cooking. But I do deeply enjoy Thom’s lens through which he see everything. So I have no doubt he will find a way to make vaghetti achingly beautiful. In the meantime, do yourself a favor and spend a moment over at his regular place. But brace yourself. It’s a lot like diving into a cold lake – beautiful, breathtaking, and the bright sun reflecting into your eyes can be a little painful.

But before you go…


  1. I sure hope that Penelope isn’t insulted you didn’t mention her until the video. She deserves her own post.

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