Mom: So. An entire post on a uterus?
Me: It could be worse, you know.
Rocco: If you say so.
Me: You two should be grateful I write about plushy reproductive organs. I could write a blog post about all my past romantic endeavors. Or how hard my childhood was.
Mom: Either way, that’s a short post.
Ladies and Gentleman, my mother.
Oh and I Sprocketed. Should you need to kill a little more time.
And lastly, just to stick with the “short” theme, here’s one half of Flight of the Conchords with a ukulele orchestra. Because obviously.