Thom: You know, I’ve been thinking about your Twilight situation.
Thom: I know how you can get over it.
Me: What if I don’t want to get over it? Mmm, Edward…
Thom: You need to go back to your roots.
Thom: Watch the Last of the Mohicans again.
Me: Stay alive!!
Thom: I WILL find you!!
Me: You’re right…Edward is fading from memory.