Me: Let’s grab lunch while I’m in NC, babe-eee. Can you come to Greensboro?
Lydia: Sure! How about Saturday?
Me: Perfect, where do you want to eat?
Lydia: Anywhere with good ranch.
Me: Mmmm ranch – I’m gonna gain 15 lbs of ranch on this trip. Hazah!
Lydia: That should be the goal of any trip, really. You should gain 15 lbs of whatever native food there is.
Me: Ranch dressing qualifies as a native food?
Lydia: It does here.