TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR UNFORESEEN COLON EXPLOSIONS.
looks like you guys may still have to bash my brains in, after all.
While I wait for these nine doses of Pepto to have some sort of positive impact, I’ll distract you with these adorable videos that the adorable Sister Mary Hellish sent to me.
Why must the unicorns suffer!!! Stop the madness – please. For the love of rainbows, glitter and gumdrops.
I’m sorry, pookie. I didn’t mean to traumatize you. At least there’s a happy ending?
How could I not send them? Everyone knows the cure for what ails you is an adorable, rainbow loving, flame-retardant unicorn with the ability to take down Dolf Lundgren, who, clearly, is a whole vat-o-douche for agreeing to any commerical that makes light of unicorn abuse!
I hope it helps! I really do!
*slurp*
That is just pure assholery on Dolph. Who the hell name their kids Dolph Lundgren? So mad at Lolph Dungren.
Lolph. That’s the new text speak, eh? Laugh out loud, pee holding.
oh no! not the unicorns! the double rainbow dude is gonna be pissed!
i hope you feel better soon! please don’t turn into a zombie. the emotional torment brought on by killing brain eating loved ones is almost unbearable…i would know.
Giggle. That double rainbow dude isn’t capable of getting pissed.
Unless I’m spreading those brains on toast, I don’t think I’m ready for such rich food yet.
All my dreams just went to unicorn heaven. Bad Dolph. Bad.
Is it bad that I read that as “Protect Your Vagina”? Thank god it turned out to be a unicorn. Dolph Lundgren using a flame thrower on an innocent little rainbow haloed vagina would have been very disturbing.
Though I’d really like to see a short animated film about a little rainbow haloed vagina.
Eek! I’m a vegetarian, for god’s sake! Oh, that second one is better.
I’m a unitarian. Wait. That’s doesn’t make sense.
I was trying to reply to you and Andrea that my husband is a vagitarian but your reply button hates me.
Also, I need to have that kind of powerful glitter.
These are way beyond awesome! I need the Save the Words site now to find a word that means Unicorn Power Blasting Head Awesome. Off to tweet now.
Oh. Sorry you are back to drinking the pink stuff. Off to tweet, FB, Stumble this now. Bye.
Oh don’t forget to protect your unicorn. Unicorn can mean so many things. We need a tshirt for this.
Oh apparently my head has been blasted off too. Bye.
You’re tweeting to the world that I’m back on Pepto? I’m not sure they’ll be very excited about that…
Yay for the Unicorn. And how did a guy named Dolph get to be so mean? Dolph is sort of like Dolphin, and Dolphins are so nice. A guy named Dolph should be coaching 4-year-old soccer and playing Santa Claus at Christmas. Wake UP, Dolph.
Dolph is the noise I make when I cough while drinking milk.
That’s false advertising as the unicorn clearly does know better.
Dolph looks good though.
I also float two inches off the floor, ya know.
feel better puddin!
I like puddin. Yum.