Rocco: So what’s in the package?
Me: Oh, that body pillow I ordered. It’s almost as tall as I am. Who do we know that will let us seal them up in that box?
Rocco: No, the little package by the TV.
Me: You mean the uterus?
Rocco: The what?
Me: The uterus. Kate sent it to me.
Rocco: Your sister-in-law sent you a uterus.
Me: It’s plushy. And it can hug you with it’s little fallopian tubes.
Rocco: *opens package* It’s a uterus.
Me: That’s what I said. There’s a sticker uterus, too.
Rocco: *pulls sticker from package, reads aloud* “Womb service?” There’s a post card, too.
Me: It’s cute, isn’t it? Apparently my uterus is Japanese.
Rocco: “Hey Elly, I thought you needed a uterus to cuddle since yours is being used at the moment…” You know Honey, sometimes your family…
Me: Is adorable? I know!!