Maybe it’s the cold meds talking, but I can’t fit the word “use” in that title. Ukestreet? No Ukeity?
Uke Gotta Pay to Play.
As you might imagine based on my difficulty naming this damn post, the newest ukulele remains nameless. And genderless. And wineless. BECA– USE I HAVE NEEDS, TOO.
So help me, Interwebz. Name this swirly, whirly gumdrop of a ukulele.
Seeing as how the camera angle in today’s ukulele video shows nothing but some tuning pegs, here’s a refresher:
If I were patient and motivated, I’d figure out how to put a poll here. HOLY SHIT I FIGURED OUT HOW TO PUT A POLL HERE! Go buy lottery tickets. And a pony. It’s a ukulele miracle.
So yes. Vote. Though I don’t promise I’m going to stick with what you choose. Because I’m fickle. And I will not be naming this ukulele Brunhilda no matter who writes it in, dig?
Oh and I uked. For all my 90’s bitches. Especially this one. And that video thumbnail looks like I’ve had a stroke but I promise I’m fine.
Now give this indecisive mind of mine some requests. Then pour yourself a tall glass of something because MFBT!
I voted for TALOS. Because Jason and the Argonauts
…and it’s almost TACOS.
I looked at the uke long enough to get a vibe… Maybe it was your mention of the cold meds that made me think of a remedy… Hence Remedios (remember Remedios the beauty from “One Hundred years of Solitude”?)
i like the femininity with a hint of aggression.
So “girl” is what I’m getting here…
I voted for “Mabel” in honour of my old auntie of that name. She’s been gone for 30 years but was a real livewire in her day.
And hey, why aren’t you wearing your usual blouse in that video, LOL?
Gah. Right? How did I not notice I was wearing the same shirt over and over? Apparently I like to wear that shirt while boozing.
I can’t believe Mabel is in the lead. Luke is clearly the best choice.
I do love that one. And someone wrote in Flournoy. I was starting to think it was a girl but those boy names…
Also it would be terribly fun saying, “My uke Luke…” on the regular.
Also…you could say”Uke…I am your father…”
This 90’s bitch watched Pitch Perfect 2 last night and was thinking how balls out awesome a 90’s hip hop uke medley would be. Maybe I Wish, Doo Wop, It Was A Good Day.
I voted for Mavis, but then Rilo said it looked like the ocean and lightning and the stars and now I like Ziggy, stardusty and androgonous.
Two immense words: Mary Oliver.
So maybe you should name your uke for her: MO.
I find that a terribly comforting thought, for some reason.
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