I just realized I totally forgot to tell you about the time I took a tiny plastic figurine of Laura Craft around Manhattan taking pictures for Omawarisan.
So this one time, I took a mini-Jolie and made her do obscene things with a giant bronze Picasso. Then I took photographs. Because it seemed like a good idea.
Also, have you ever had to explain to the manager of a cell phone store why you HAVE to recover the photos from your old phone because otherwise the world would never see this:
Yeah, me either.
You can see the whole adventure here.
Croft. (because I’m a nerd)
And it’s always a good idea, dear.
And Lara.
*sigh* Can you two help me improve my street nerd cred?
D’oh! I was sure those big bronzes were Botero’s. Oh well. Nice carrot in any event (or whatever the hell that is *shudder*).
You’re probably right. I didn’t, you know, research any thing. Like how to spell Lara Croft apparently. Oops.
Picasso would’ve loved it.
He really was just pervy enough…
This is The Jolie’s second year of travel and that is unquestionably THE shot of the series. Thank you so much for getting this and all the other shots…but especially this one.
Remember, The Jolie isn’t bad, she’s just molded that way.
It’s all about that damn action grip.
My Luke Skywalker and Han Solo dolls just left my Jennifer Anniston Barbie and set out to find AJ. Does it ever get any easier?
Send your destructicorn to retrieve them. STAT!
Now I recommend you spend a day with Jolie’s lips.
(Sorry. That sounded wrong but yup, pressing submit anyway.)
“Pressing submit” would probably be what I did all day with those lips.
Dammit, Elly, warn me. That was good wine I spit out my nose.
NO! NOT GOOD WINE!
Oh, Angie… she never could resist the big bronze ones.
Because they match her own, me thinks.
Hahaha… best ever reply to a comment!
Awesome. Inspiration haha.
Yay, tescile tickles. Fine art, dare I say?, at its finest.
I always know that Lara Croft likes to cup a feel.