I just realized that my cat Lucy managed to puke INSIDE my printer so…
At least it’s Friday, right?
Happy Motherfuckingboozetime, my pretties.
I just realized that my cat Lucy managed to puke INSIDE my printer so…
At least it’s Friday, right?
Happy Motherfuckingboozetime, my pretties.
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Eww. My kid puked in my Christmas box, but cat puke in a printer is worse, for sure.
What’s a Christmas box? I want one!
P.S. That was my Buddy the Elf impression. I don’t really want one. Unless it’s filled with unicorns or cheesecakes or something really great.
Sadly, it was just an empty box… before the puke.
Oh, didn’t you know? Cat puke clears paper jams! You’ve really got to go easy on printing so many Franks N Beans Christmas cards. She’s just one cat!
It’s beginning to smell a lot like warm tuna.
Awesome! Even the chord you hated was great!
As for the cat puke – my hubby repairs printers – he has found worse and no you do not want to know about it. LMAO
Are you sure? Sounds like several awesome stories are lurking in there…
For some reason my computer isn’t letting me reply to the reply – but yeah – one of the printers my hubby repaired was full of bugs (cockroaches). Some of them were dead some were still alive and eating the dead ones to stay that way. I am glad he works at an office and NOT from home. I would have killed him if he had brought that into our house. He brings home all kinds of stories about the stuff on and in peoples computers and printers. UGH. LOL
OH YAY – when I posted it worked!! HOORAY! I am not as dumb as I thought. OR maybe I am dumber?? WHo knows but HOORAY! 🙂
Missionary style, or something off of page 36 in the Kama Sutra, it doesn’t matter to me.
So long as Ms. PacMan and a purple ghost are involved. Wocka…wocka…wocka…
All my ghosts are yellow, sadly. Where did I put that puffy paint??!?
I like your expression during the problematic chord. Very rock’n’roll. Also the fading reverb on “believe, believe, believe.” Perfect. BTW, I haven’t been practicing. I don’t know what my problem is.
It’s like your busy raising kids and documenting crimes against Christmas or something…
Dude, I’m not sure I spotted the chord but I spotted the point where you obviously sat on a particularly spicy scorpion. You kept it together though, well done.
Also, I’m loving your hair. I want it. I want to rock short, funky, kick-ass hair.
I also want a pony, world peace and Nathan Fillion wrapped in a fig leaf. Thanks.
Fig leaf optional I assume.
happy (40th?) birthday rocco! you’re a lucky gay man to be married to such a rockin’ chickstar!
DING! DING! DING!
On all counts. *slurp*
At least you can print in color.
Yes, the singular color or dirty orange.
You’re totally rocking it once again. And your hair looks especially hot today! Good God, woman, you got it going on.
If only I had a bumpit…
The look on your face after strumming said chord? Made my whole week. Cheers to You and MFBT!
…and now it’s stuck that way. I hate it when Mom is right.
Ya know, I saw a friend’s 4 year old make that same chord face after snorting peppercorns up their nose. Of course, I prefer your musical delivery much more than the 4 year old’s bb gun reaction to something unpleasant. Way to go! I’m sure Annie is so proud. Have a great weekend!
That’s even weirder than snorting smarties. But just barely.
1. I like that song.
2. You need to record a ukulele album. The world needs more ukulele and music needs more you.
3. Yeesh about the cat puke.
And we all need more COW BELL!
Exactly what I was thinking.
I have to admit, when I saw the post title I thought, “Oh snap! Now even Herbert’s in a sex tape.”
I once puked in a glove box. It’s harder than you’d think.
It’s much easier the second time, you have the trajectory figured out.
A favourite song! Can you re-record it while wearing the skin-tight, one piece black leather jumpsuit that Annie Lennox wore in the video?
Please?
What up and thanks for stopping by my blog.
Tell Rocco I said Happy Birthday, and that the older you get, the more you should feel good about yourself because of who you’re sleeping with.
Which cord you have trouble with? I can’t really tell. 🙂
Happy birthday Rocco. Significant eh? Must be 42? Wait. That’s the answer to life. Never mind. 29? Wait. That’s for the ladies. Well, anyway, happy bitching birthday this Monday!