I’m a little overwhelmed from a weekend with my family and friends. Not that anything out of the ordinary happened. It was just a regular family function filled with vibrating cock rings, purple feather boas, tiny tiaras, and shrinky dinks. Somehow, I’m still a little behind on my sleep.
Speaking of cock stuff, you should see the patriotic number I found for yesterday’s Craftastrophe. Woof.
Seeing as how I’m still drooling and trying not to hack up a lung, I’m going to flat our cheat. Watch while I blatantly rip off Buffy of Hip Hop Hippie fame, and post my new favorite cocktail recipe – The Lindsay Lohan. It’s easier than…well…Lindsay herself. Just make your standard Red Headed Slut, then throw in a little coke. (Thanks Chris!)
Just in case you don’t know your shots well, here’s the recipe.
The Lindsay Lohan
1 part peach schnapps
1 part Jagermeister
splash o’ cranberry juice
splash o’ coke
chill and serve
Now go forth and try not to get arrested.