Kitty Porn

Todd and Meg have one of the ugliest kitties I’ve ever seen.  Even they admit that she’s one ugly kitty.  Their reasons for picking Josie were two fold.

One, no one else would.  All the people that walked through the shelter giggled and turned up their noses when they took a gander at this girl.  Meg felt plain old fashioned guilty and was worried (justly) that no one else would adopt her.

Two, they’d already adopted and lost a certifiably cute kitten.  They’d tried everything to save that little thing and were more than a little bit shell-shocked.  They figured Josie was just far too ugly to die.  Their theory seems to be holding true so far.

Just to take it up a notch, they shaved the poor thing for the summer.  They call it the lion cut, but it’s just disturbing.  It’s kinda like a backwards mullet, but I can’t decide which end is business and which end is party.  I’m trying not to put a whole lot of thought into it honestly.  I don’t need any extra nightmares.

Girlie’s got some girth, too.  They’ve got another kitty that used to kick her ass and keep her a little more fit.  Since he got diabetes, he’s really slowed down and she’s significantly chunked out.  She’s like a hairless, calico sausage casing.  If she was a kitty porn star, you’d only find her work distributed on the internet from some concrete bunker in Germany.

Poor Josie has absolutely no clue she’s hideous.  She likes to take over the arm chair and prop herself up on her back in a somewhat seated position.  She then lets her paws splay apart to display her shaved belly.  Once situated, she twists her top half over one of the arms and crosses her front paws in a demure nod to her propriety.  Of course she won’t strike the pose when I’m holding the camera.  Josie doesn’t work for free.  If you want to see her junk, you’ve got to put in your credit card info before viewing the live video stream online.

No Thom, you can’t shave Simone while I’m gone.  Don’t even try it.