Me: I saw your boyfriend last night.
Mom: Which one? According to you I’ve got boyfriends all over the place. I’ve only got ONE boyfriend.
Me: …and a husband.
Mom: Oh…and him.
Me: Tell him I love him, too – even if you don’t let me talk to him.
Mom: Well he’s been right here beside me the whole time. I guess I should have put the phone on speaker. I forget to do that.
Me: No worries, he probably would have found most of that conversation boring anyway.
Mom: Well it was.