Kegger Calling

Me:  I saw your boyfriend last night.

Mom:  Which one?  According to you I’ve got boyfriends all over the place.  I’ve only got ONE boyfriend.

Me:  …and a husband.

Mom:  Oh…and him.

Me:  Tell him I love him, too – even if you don’t let me talk to him.

Mom:  Well he’s been right here beside me the whole time.  I guess I should have put the phone on speaker.  I forget to do that.

Me:  No worries, he probably would have found most of that conversation boring anyway.

Mom:  Well it was.

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