If your Monday attention span is half as bad as mine is….did you say something? Huh. I could have sworn I heard did you happen to notice where I put my house keys? I wonder if Rocco remembered to forward the I haven’t seen Lucy in at least two hours. I hope I didn’t seal her up in a I should probably eat some lunch. There’s that sound again…almost like an animal trapped in a I FORGOT TO MOVE THE CAR!
I’m going to distract you with a post I wrote elsewhere today – over at This Blogger Makes Fun of Stuff – where I reviewed my favorite water bottles.
You’re back already? Here look at these awesome videos of happiness while I slam some more stuff in boxes. First up – this gal has ALMOST surpassed NPH in the standings for Elly’s Dream Future BFF. This is her most recent, and probably my most favorite video to date. That’s probably because it involves margaritas. And tacos. And DAMN I MISS MOTHERFUCKINGBOOZETIME.
Also, Garfunkel and Oates have a new song. Yay for ukes!
And lastly, just in case you don’t already read (note: I totally typed “ream” there and almost caused great damage to Becky’s reputation) Steam Me Up Kid, dig her first ever vlog. At least it’s the first vlog I’ve ever seen from her. It’s been hard to keep up with ALL her comings and goings since that restraining order fiasco.
So. Um. That’s all you get today. Tomorrow I’ll tell you about how I popped my Minister cherry. Probably. Unless I accidentally pack my keyboard. Which? Could totally happen.