There is nothing more ridiculous than a pregnant lady trying to hold a ukulele. So you’re welcome. Again.
Be warned, this is a long one. I just didn’t have the heart to cut a verse out because the words are just lovely. Plus they’re from NC. The band that is. I guess the verses are too, then. And you know how I love my Carolina boys. And girls. And verses. And biscuits.
Focus, El.
Oh here’s the video. I’m too pregnant to write a decent introduction. Or put on socks. Or stop whining about how pregnant I am, apparently. The end.
Let’s all cross or fingers and hope that Tom G. is right and it’s MotherfuckingBirthTime.
And because I’m all about the two for one deals, how about another mind blowing uke song? Fortunately, this one is not from me. It’s from my new hero, Dora Dale. Dig what she did to House of Pain.
Mind. Blowing.
well – for your sake, even though you obstinately kept from having Paul on my birthday, I hope you pop him out soon.
You do NOT look pregnant at all.
🙂
I think your rendition is better than the original!
You hardly even notice the weather balloon under my shirt, right?
Hell yes. Now The Ballad of Love and Hate!
No wait, that would be like ten minutes.
Ok, still…
About my attention span. I can’t focus long enough to
You look absolutely BEAUTIFUL. You do!
I love this song. I mean, the Avett version is cool and all, but you and the lovely Ithabella just OWN this one.
Happy MotherFuckinBabyTime already!
Not yet, apparently.
Absolutely lovely. Dora Dale’s song made me laugh out loud.
Hope we don’t see you next week too (In the nicest possible way, of course).
I love me some feisty old ladies.
Again, am I the only one unnerved by how much Dora Dale looks like future me?
Replace “unnerved” with “enamored” and I’m right there with you.
you are so unbelievably cute. and I hope that Paul arrives soon.
Hey Paul! If you come out right away, your Mom’s gonna sing you such cool lullabies, you lucky little guy! It’ll be worth the trip!
Perhaps you should jump around?
Heh. You win. Well played!
Using my spoon bending mind powers to encourage Paul to exit your nether regions ASAP. I have promised him a puppy and an x box should he exit swiftly and with minimal nether region destruction, so you may want to send Rocco out on a shopping run.
A spoon. I wonder if I could fish him out with a spoon….
You can really jam out with your clam out! Thank you so much–I TOTALLY HEART this!!!!!! Also, are BJ’s REALLY necessary if it’s birthday gift? just wondering…..
No, you totally get a blow job pass. That’s my bday present to you. The pass. Not a blow job.
I think I’m having sympathetic preggo symptoms because this made me a little misty and I was all, hell yeah subWow, she DOES look really beautiful. *sniff*
Vacate the vag Paul, no more havoc on the hormones plz.
Boo hiss hormones!
Long time reader, first time commenter.
Maybe Paul’s holding off on exiting because he thinks you’ll regret not contributing to the website of awkward pregnancy photos…
STILL pregnant? What the EFF lady? 🙂
Also, thumbs up on the song. I’m a huge Avett’s fan so I approve! Now can you do “Salina” for me? Thanks.
Great Song! And Great rentition of it! You know, if Krissy skips the BJ, I may blow Scott for suggesting this one.