Today’s post is brought to you by the letter T…as in technical difficulties…also as in UTI. Can you guess what kind of day I’m having so far?
So here’s a half-ass uke video frantically recorded after waiting four hours to pee into a cup. I feel like Lindsay Lohan. Can you at least spot me twenty points for managing to shower?
Have I mentioned I fuckin’ lurv you to pieces???!!!
Seriously, the mouth harp thing would have added to it though. Maybe we could do a duet? I am great with the mouth harp! *wakawaka*
Yes! I lurv duets. Game on. Book your flight. STAT.
oh no! do you really have a UTI?! bc that shit is the WORST (not that i need to tell you this). i — USED to get them more often than i’d like to admit and i’ve always sworn that i’d never wish them upon my worst enemy.
not that you’re that. you ARE, however, my favorite cutiepants uke-playing gal on the innernet. just so ya know…
Yes. Really. *sigh* I’m off to try and pee again.
First, as with every Friday I must tell you I love you.
Second, flame that UTI into oblivion with some hardcore antibiotics.
Also, Vodka with cranberry.
T as in terrific! you have the eyes and voice of an angel.
…and the urinary tract of a whore.
While yes, you have the voice of an angel, I’m pretty sure angels know how to play mouth harps, so if you have any aspirations of joining a celestial choir someday, you better get on that shit.
Also, I have a request.http://youtu.be/1bSdRizGYb0
You do Uke adaptations right?
You’d never know you had a UTI. I mean you’re smiling and playing beautifully and not writhing in pain or anything. Must be the cuteness. Cuteness masks SO many things.
Sorry your UT is Ied! Feel better!
It’s all about the drugs, baby.
Precious! My heart is totally on fire. Much like your UT? 🙁 Feel better! Cranberry juice helps, right? (Always mixed with vodka).
That and some seriously hard core antibiotics!
Oh No! I hope everything comes out ok (uh, pun not intended).
BTW – They have a big? Uke Group here!! They get together regularly to play, and even made the local paper recently. the organizer owns about 18 ukes.
I was just shopping debating a second uke then chickened out. I’m not sure Herbert and I can survive an open relationship.
You really are Betty Boop. The sweatshirt and exercise ball don’t fool me.
Maybe someday I should put on real clothes and clean my house, eh?
Oh My God. You are the cutest thing ever! Every time you flash those big eyes another heart breaks. Sigh… if Justin Timberlake only knew what he was missing.
Someone should tell him, STAT. It’s getting cold and somebody is going to have to keep his lap warm.
Like always… so cute.
*flips the bird at UTI*
i hope you are feeling better. UTI’s suck ballz.
on a happy note: your uke’ing gives me goosebumps. srsly, you are sofa king adorable! and i heart you.
Flattery will get you kazoos. 🙂
You get better every week, UTI or no.
Well the UTI is a little better this week, so I’ll take what I can get.
Ah! Adorable! Love it completely.
But here’s something no one loves…goddamn UTI’s. Last year I got one every month or so for about 3 months. Emergency Room bad. I thought I was going to die. UTI’s were surely manufactured by someone very evil.
Probably Bill O’Rielly.
Sweet! I would have never guessed about the UTI from watching this. I think it added something to the performance.
I know a guy who lives in Brooklyn who is seriously like a professional mouth-trumpeter. I can get you in touch with him if you want. He’s single too!
A professional mouth-trumpeter? I think my brain just exploded from the gazillion one-liners that just flooded my brain. Hard to imagine no one has snapped up a professional mouth-trumpeter yet…
Mouth trumpeter? You totally made that up. Great voice though.
I swear! They’re real! Even the non-porn-esque kind.
I’m old enough to remember the Bugs Bunny cartoon with the dancing frog who sang this song. I like your version just as much!
The frog and I have the same legs.
You are AWESOME!! And you look great!!
Aw shucks, you’re too kind, H.
I have never heard you singing before!
You fucking rock!!!!
you want da bomb mouth trumpet, check out Victoria Vox.
She’s adorable! I think I listened to the whole album this morning…twice!
Hello my darling! You are better than Rocky and Balls. 🙂
I need a Rocky to my Balls.
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