Rocco (paying far more attention to his phone than the road): Goddamnit!
Me: What?
Rocco: Joe keeps updating his status with the score of the soccer game.
Me: And you don’t want to know who’s winning?
Rocco: I’m taping it at home. He’s ruining it for me.
Me: You watch baseball games where you already know who wins all the time. ALL THE TIME. Some are four decades old!
Rocco: Soccer isn’t like baseball. You can watch baseball over and over again, appreciating each play in a new way. Soccer isn’t like that. I just can’t enjoy it if I know how it ends.
Thom (piping in from the back seat): What about porn? You always know how that’s going to end. Doesn’t mean it’s not still enjoyable.