Holy Broadway, Batman – I am pooped. Last night was a combo thingy of a bachelorette shindig for Bridezilla and my favorite glittery charity event – Broadway Bares. Did I mention the show started at midnight? Yeah, I’m way too old for this shit. That’s why I’m currently looking an awful lot like today’s Craftastrophe.
In hindsight, perhaps bringing two water bottles filled with cosmos to help pass the time waiting in line was a tidge excessive. But really, a gal’s gotta have something to wash down the cock cupcakes, right?
Hold please while I take a moment to suppress my gag reflex…
Hey! Speaking of hangovers, I saw that guy from The Hangover deliver a brilliant performance alongside Tony Shalhoub and Anthony LaPaglia in Lend Me a Tenor on Saturday night. It was a good thing I was already wearing a pad, because those boys were masters of physical comedy. I haven’t laughed that hard on Broadway in quite some time. (Well, I laughed pretty hard at Enron but that was for completely different reasons.)
I also saw Rock of Ages this weekend. Mmmhmm. I sure did. I watched the whole thing. And that’s about all I have to say about that.
I’m too crusty to be witty today, so feel free to read about my very first Broadway Bares experience here. Really though, what’s not to love about a charity event featuring naked beautiful Broadway dancers covered in glitter and sequins?
Say, maybe I should talk to my boss about working more glitter and sequins into our research presentation. Nah, I’m still recovering from that kiddie pool of glitter incident.
If you’d like to support Broadway Cares/Equity Fights Aids, you can organize your own strip show! I know a whole lot of you ladies have a hard time staying off the pole anyway. Why not use your powers for good?
Now I need to find myself a fountain soda, a slice of cheese pizza, and a disco nap before I get my shit together for another week of travel. Next stop – Atlanta. Won’t it be fun to see what other animals can crap on me while I have a limited supply of clothing?