We can file this one under the heading of “More Shit I Can’t Make Up” and “There Are No Words.”
A friend of mine recently gave me these:
Because when people see tiny, light-up, plastic rats designed for a wild night of raving, they think “Elly.” Obviously.
“No, no, no!” she insisted. “Look closer!”
Whether you’re dancing at a rave with a few hundred of your closest friends, or plugged in for some night blogging, Party Rats are the fun way to have fun.
I’ve been doing it wrong. I’ve been having fun the un-fun way. And I was always under the impression that a bottle of wine was “ideal for night blogging.” On the upside, I can use these while pregnant – assuming I can get them on these swollen fingers.
Maybe come delivery time I’ll suggest my OBGYN give these guys a try instead of the usual headlamp.
Night blogging? Is that like nightswimming?
Both deserve a quiet night.
I night blogged last night. I can assure you it does not make you go blind. Near sighted as hell, but not blind.
And the palms?
They require constant shaving.
I hate nocturnal blogging. It creates too much dirty laundry.
Oh hell. Another thing I get to look forward to with a boy, eh?
If I’m messed up at a rave, seeing glowing, florescent rats is definitely NOT going to help me have a good time.
The white ones have glowing red eyes. Does that help at all?
FINALLY! Someone has the nocturnal blogger’s needs in mind.
I’m pretty sure youporn has had that on lockdown for years.
It’s like ‘Willard’ went all techno. Though i’m thinking you may be setting up the parasite for years of therapy if he sees those coming up to greet him.
Aww. Like this kid ain’t gonna need all kinds of therapy from the get go already. 🙂
those are pure awesomeness!
my cat would definitely get a kick out of them… although if they are attached to my hand, that might be a bad thing.
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