Thom: I had a revelation the other day.
Me: With Jesus and everything?
Me: Bring it.
Thom: Tom Brokaw is the same age as Mom.
Me: For reals?
Thom: He was being interviewed and said he was almost 70.
Me: And how did that get you to Jesus.
Thom: He was 33 when he died and 33 is a multiple of 3 as is 69.
Rocco: That was some pretty impressive bullshit for making it up on the spot.
Rocco: Peg said your dad is real excited about this weekend.
Thom: What, has he been nipping?
Me: Yes Thom, all day. Can’t you hear the conversation now? “Goddman Peg, my nipples have been hard all day. I guess I’m real excited to see the kids.”
Thom: “I’m chafing!”
Rocco: How long is this one?
Me: Google maps says we’re not even in the traffic yet. It doesn’t go all red and black for a couple miles.
Thom: We’re in pre-traffic – the milky white discharge that happens before you hit the traffic.
Thom: So my buddy has a new pick up line he’s threatening to try.
Me: This cannot end well.
Rocco: Well what is it?
Thom: “Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform?”