No. I’m not announcing anything exciting. That post title is a trick. Except it’s not. It’s literal.
I know people opine about the beauty of the Internet as this great equalizer and uniter and unending supplier of porn and kittens – sometimes at the same time – but I personally believe that the Internet was created for one, single, perfect moment of YouTube joy and deliciousness.
(Based on that last sentence, I think you can see why I’ve elected to hire a professional editor to streamline my manuscript. But I won’t tell more about that because I think most people get bored reading about writing. And parenting. Which is probably why I don’t post here much since that’s basically all I’m doing these days. And occasionally making memes. Huh. Maybe I should be putting memes here. Like this one. Or maybe this one. Finding places for memes sounds way more pleasant than putting away laundry, anyway.)
NO REALLY, I HAVE A POINT.
Wait. No, I don’t. I just have that one perfect moment for which the Internet was created. And I want to share it with you. But you should probably wear some sort of prophylactic. Because there’s no telling where this thing has been.
I know. I KNOW. Take THAT most Monday-est of Tuesdays. Let this lycra-bound lion elevate your day. Repeatedly.