I had every intention of sharing this jewel with you last week, but then I decided to save it for this week. Yup, I went and saved Jesus for a week. Because sometimes a girl just has to turn around and save Jesus right back. Or something.
*looks to sky for bolt of lightning*
Nothing? Well then game on…
Now you too can dress Jesus up like Lady Gaga:
Being partial to muppets, I went ahead and decked him out in a Kermit frock, but as you can see, there are plenty of other options available. And you aren’t just limited to the options you see above. There are ten different themes with which to decorate your favorite religious figure, including “The Wizard of Oz,” “Villians,” and “BDSM.”
Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve made your own Princess Leia Jesus. It’s just a damn shame you can’t add the BDSM ball gag to the Gaga page. *sigh*
Look! I made a special Jesus just for today!
Hmm. The sky seems to be clouding over. I think I’ll stop while I’m ahead.
The smoking sunglasses are my favorite.
He should come with a Beyonce doll, too.
Sweet Lord in the heaven above! This is beyond brilliant. I’m getting one for all the kids on my list. This will be the best Christmas ever!!
Well I reckon it’s better than vibrators.
Now you’re just talking crazy!
Mmmm tasty, juicy blasphemy! Yum!
It’s not like you just make me laugh; it’s like I have to go get someone to come to my laptop and share it and THEN I have to tell the unexpected company who stops as well. Way to help share Jesus (and Lady Gaga) with the world.
Remind me to lick you later for pimping me out.
My God! I mean . . . .
There’s an entire Star Wars wardrobe! How did Jesus get so lucky?
I almost want it to rain just so I can spend another seven hours playing with those things. TWSS.
It’s only blasphemy if you believe that Jesus had no sense of humor, or no sense of style, or was a bottom. Right?
Just when I thought I couldn’t adore you more…
what a hoot!
I didn’t see one for woodland animals, but you’re right. He should get on that.
See, and I just find it humorous that they started him out in tightie whities… I mean there are wedgie stories to hear about and songs to sing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rea86ELXafY)… I feel a bit dirty and confused…
he looks kind of like a pilgrim. shouldn’t you be burning him at the stake or something?
I’m not happy about this at all. Based on what I’ve just seen, I think Jesus should be a candidate on “What Not to Wear.”
If one of my kids gets that for his next birthday, you’re toast sister. We don’t need no lightning strike.
Even Jesus needs to have a little fun, dude. It’s hard work saving mankind, a guy needs a little sequins and sparkle.
Wait…I’m thinking of JESUS, the gay, Mexican mailroom guy…. Sorry.
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