Cue the Thunder

I had every intention of sharing this jewel with you last week, but then I decided to save it for this week.  Yup, I went and saved Jesus for a week.  Because sometimes a girl just has to turn around and save Jesus right back.  Or something.

*looks to sky for bolt of lightning*

Nothing?  Well then game on…

Now you too can dress Jesus up like Lady Gaga:

I Hear Jesus Also Arrived in an Egg

Being partial to muppets, I went ahead and decked him out in a Kermit frock, but as you can see, there are plenty of other options available.  And you aren’t just limited to the options you see above.  There are ten different themes with which to decorate your favorite religious figure, including “The Wizard of Oz,” “Villians,” and “BDSM.”

Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve made your own Princess Leia Jesus.  It’s just a damn shame you can’t add the BDSM ball gag to the Gaga page.  *sigh*

Look!  I made a special Jesus just for today!

Happy President's Day!

Hmm.  The sky seems to be clouding over.  I think I’ll stop while I’m ahead.


  1. Sweet Lord in the heaven above! This is beyond brilliant. I’m getting one for all the kids on my list. This will be the best Christmas ever!!

  2. It’s not like you just make me laugh; it’s like I have to go get someone to come to my laptop and share it and THEN I have to tell the unexpected company who stops as well. Way to help share Jesus (and Lady Gaga) with the world.

  3. Even Jesus needs to have a little fun, dude. It’s hard work saving mankind, a guy needs a little sequins and sparkle.

    Wait…I’m thinking of JESUS, the gay, Mexican mailroom guy…. Sorry.

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