Cool Yule

For the love of freshly licked peppermint sticks HOW IS CHRISTMAS NEXT WEEK?!

No, I’m not behind at all. Nope. No reason for you to think that. *licks another envelope, procures yet another paper cut on tongue*

It’s been a while since I’ve done one, but this year I again participated in the famous Citizen of the Month Tenth Annual Blogger Christmahanukwanzaakah Online Holiday Concert. Word on the street (or mostly the word from Neil himself) is that this will be the LAST EVER Christmahanukwanzaakah Concert. So go check it out. And maybe tell him he’s nifty. Because he is. And one of the most talented photographers I know.

SPOILER ALERT: There are a LOT of ukuleles in that concert.

But should you only have time for one video of a blogger massacring a holiday standard, pick mine. Right here. Because I’m nothing if not a Christmas miracle. Or, more likely, a total fruit cake.

If you have time for two videos of a blogger massacring a holiday standard, pick this one for your second. My first Christmas with the very first thing I made with my vagina. Because even I had forgotten how fucking cute that was. So brace your ovaries.

Happy MFBT, my lovelies. May your days be merry and bright. And spiked.