Broken Bells

Keri:  Have you heard of Broken Bells?

Me:  I’ve heard of them, but I haven’t heard them.  Are you a fan?

Keri:  I think so.

Me:  What do they sound like?

Keri:  Angsty.

Me:  Like vampire emo angst or skate punk angst?

Keri:  Neither.  More like “I can’t find a good brunch place” angst.

Me:  Oh!  Hipster douchebag angst – like Weezer!

Keri:  Exactly.


    1. NO ONE can rock the prison jumpsuit, plastic grass skirt, rainbow bright knee socks, kanye west shades, and diamond tiara like you can. No one.

  1. Lets pretend for a moment that those olives weren’t supposed to suggestive of balls.

    This chick is driving around, giving away “handys” just to “get by” and then we watch her get stoned with the astroids, before passing out and having twin dudes in jumpsuits with their hands all over her body. Then, finally, her shit gets repo’d? I feel like I’ve seen this movie.

    You are tripping hardcore, Mrs Ellie. Hard. Core.
    .-= KeepingYouAwake´s last blog ..I Found a Dinosaur =-.

    1. Stick with it. It worms it’s way into your brain and suddenly you’re singing it while waiting at the ATM instead of Funky Town.

      1. I’ll have you all know that double clap makes your hot liver fall off and then kills you so I’ve yet to contract that one.
        Also, Weezers HASH PIPE is my all time favorite drop off song when I’m whizzing into the parking lot of the Catholic School in the morning! Nothing wakes up the Catholics like HASH PIPE.
        .-= Kelly´s last blog ..Bizarre Coincidence or Cosmic Message In a Bottle? =-.

    1. Don’t you think it’s odd that she didn’t have detachable boobs? I bet she could have paid for the whole trip and then some with those bad boys.

  2. It seems like it would be difficult to drive a spaceship with no hands, but doing it without boobs wouldn’t be that bad. It might throw off her center of gravity, but there’s low gravity anyway, right? No problem.

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