Dad: So, what are you up to today?
Me: Trying to get motivated to go for a walk.
Dad: With or without the Lord and Master?
Me: Without, he’s working until 3am.
Dad: And he’s already gone?
Me: Yup, he was in at 8am. He got home last night around 1am.
Dad: I take it this is for some special event then.
Me: Yup, the VMA’s.
Dad: What?
Me: MTV’s Video Music Awards – it’s a television thing rather than theater.
Dad: Oh! That makes a little more sense. I couldn’t figure out what he’d be doing with Vanilla Mayonnaise.
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Darn it! What a cute Dad you have! And then blech…yuk-a roo…
Right up there with “locking the cat box”.