Bob the Blue Ox

Dad:  So, what are you up to today?

Me:  Trying to get motivated to go for a walk.

Dad:  With or without the Lord and Master?

Me:  Without, he’s working until 3am.

Dad:  And he’s already gone?

Me:  Yup, he was in at 8am.  He got home last night around 1am.

Dad:  I take it this is for some special event then.

Me:  Yup, the VMA’s.

Dad:  What?

Me:  MTV’s Video Music Awards – it’s a television thing rather than theater.

Dad:  Oh!  That makes a little more sense.  I couldn’t figure out what he’d be doing with Vanilla Mayonnaise.


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