Obviously, I really need to stop following this whole Juggalo / Tila Tequila thing. Then again, the frickin’ New York Times is covering it now, so maybe I’m more highbrow than I realize. That’s me, a highbrow gal that can’t stop referencing the Insane Clown Posse. I’m pretty sure this all the evidence we need to confirm the douchepocalypse is here.
So obviously, only one thing can save us…Unicorns.
Actually, it’s Debra of SheWhoSeeks fame who keeps sending me unicorn-themed balls of happiness which I must now share with you. So I’m pretty sure Debra is the only one that can save us…and the unicorns.
(I’m a little overwhelmed with this upcoming wedding. Is it starting to show?)
In anticipation of the upcoming Gwatification…er, I mean wedding, Debra found me this lovely bridesmaid dress. Sadly, Gwen refused to budge from her original selection. Obviously she is cruel and hates me. How else could she deny me this pink fringed fabulosity? *sigh* I probably shouldn’t complain too much, or that bitch might still slap on a butt bow.
I officially decree this dress to be the 2nd best piece of unicorn clothing I’ve ever seen. The title of first place still goes to my all time favorite t-shirt ever.
In other news, Debra is a little bit warped. I like that in a person. Obviously. *darts eyes towards Gwen, then towards Rocco, then towards entire family…repeatedly* Which is really the only explanation I have for including this cartoon. Because in reality, seeing a unicorn trapped in a bear trap totally brings out my sad vagina face.
…and then there’s this video. Honestly, I still have no idea how I feel about this. I’ve asked a bunch of my friends how I feel about it, but they just look at me funny. It starts out all lovely and captivating, filled with dancing birds and a decidedly groovy song. And then a raccoon starts shitting pool balls and the unicorns appear. Wait, I’m not going to ruin it for you. Go ahead and watch it, I’ll wait.
So maybe you can tell me, Interwebz. How DO I feel about this video? Am I ok with two unicorns getting their epic freak on? Is this more proof that I just don’t do enough drugs?