Good news, I was totally too lazy to learn a new uke song this week. It’s for the best, Interwebz. Herbert hates all this humidity and acts out by not staying in tune. He’s such a little blue fucker sometimes, kinda like that Hefty Smurf.
I couldn’t leave you without a little uke loving before heading into the weekend, though! Meet Aunt Vi. She’s not my aunt but I sure would like her to be. She may well be the cutest thing in the history of the universe.
Do me a solid and don’t break up with Herbert, ok? He’s very nervous you’ll fall in love with Vi and abandon him forever. He kept me up all last night screaming from inside his little blue bag, “You know what they say, Elly! Once you go Aunt, you never recant! For the love of gig bags, don’t do it!”
I’m doing it. And so is Vi. Word to her.