Danielle: Pardon my apartment, the mouse situation is getting worse.
Me: You should get a cat.
Danielle: I have a system.
Me: This I gotta hear.
Danielle: I shove these plastic shopping bags under the doors so I can hear a rustle when they come out of hiding.
Me: …and what do you do when you hear rustling?
Danielle: Squeal like a little girl and run.
Me: Good system.