Accentuate the Positive

Well. I think we can all agree it was another banner week in politics. On the plus side, it turns out I had a secret stash of outrage stored in my gut just waiting for a reason big enough to bubble over.

See? POSITIVES. There are a few. Like I am absolutely positive Scott Pruitt is an asshat.

But you didn’t come here for political jokes. If you want those, you should go read my latest on McSweeney’s.

But speaking of funny things, did I mention I’m in a book? It’s called But Did You Die and it’s full of witty stories from amazing men and women voluntarily sharing their hilarious parenting mishaps. SPOILER ALERT: Mine involves vomit. Because it seems like most of my life involves vomit. Yay for kids.

You can pre-order the Kindle version here, or (AND THIS IS EVEN MORE EXCITING) those that live in the NYC, NJ area can come to the launch event on Monday, June 12th! Full details and RSVP information is available here.

If you can’t make it to the event and would like to a signed copy, drop me an email! I can make that happen. I know people.

But enough about the book. ON TO THE UKE! Which is positively silly. Happy Summer.