Have you ever suddenly had seventeen projects suddenly hit crunch time simultaneously? Have you ever thought, “Gee I didn’t plan the timing of these things well at all?” Have you ever had so many questions that all really mean the same thing squishing about in your brain that you couldn’t separate them enough to list a third question that made sense because you really like to do things in threes (well, except THAT – pervs) so you really wanted three questions because symmetry is overrated and three things can’t be symmetrical so three IS the magic number, yes it is?
And then after you write a really long question that isn’t terribly coherent just for the sake of having a third question, you come up with a whole other question that would have worked better but you forget what it was before you get it written because you go off on another random faux-question diatribe?
And then you remember it again but now a question alluding to the copious volumes of caffeine you’ve consumed this morning to cope with your suddenly quadrupled “to do” list seems like a bit of a letdown after all this buildup so you decide just to skip it?
*finishes fourth cup of tea and takes another bite of brownie*
Oh say! Have I told you about this music video that I can’t stop watching? It has kittens, glitter, and a chunky dude in a gold lame vest. And there’s fish with teeth. And more glitter. The only thing missing is me face humping Justin Timberlake.
Not that there’s a video of that anywhere. Yet.
*scribbles new item on “to do” list and goes to turn on kettle*
Did you know that Har Mar Superstar is from here, and that he named himself after a small suburban Minneapolis mall, where there is a pet store that looks remarkably like the one in the video and the only Barnes & Noble around with a used book section?
Well obviously THAT’s why I’m suddenly in love with him. It’s just another excuse for me to stalk you.
WHAT??? I can’t hear you over this croisandwhich with disgusting sprouts on it.
Again, I have to watch the video at home. Boo Hiss. If I make it home tonight, in the dark, on the road, with the snow.
Ew. And Ew.
I’d like Justin Timberlake to give me his “dick in a box!”. With a bow on it.
*fist bumps* (or maybe some other kind of bumps, considering)
I’ll see you De La Soul and raise you this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVfe6rdHRKI
Never get old. Never. Ever. NEVER.
I had to stop listening to that song when he said “come and be my mommy.”
Have you ever not been able to find the time/will to grocery shop, even though you’re existing on bread, eggs and yogurt? I’m exaggerating…I also have 2 pears and some old cheese.
Oh but that’s before all the dancing starts! You’re missing out! Also I’m going to try and convince my little brother to be Har Mar for Halloween this year.
kittens, glitter, and a chunky dude in a gold lame vest!!! I’m SOLD!
And he has Gallagher hair. I want to smash watermelons now.
As Beth said, we are proud to call Mr. Har Mar Superstar “one of us”. I mean, how can you not just love this?
I love how he rocked that ourfit and I love his bootcut jeans! I cannot believe you left out NPH in your wishfulfillment dream. *sobs*
Variety is the spice of life! Well that and cumin.
i clearly need to take lessons from this guy on how to get through a boring day at work.
I need to take a lesson on how to work the wife beater tank from this guy, too.
Justin Timberlake nothin. I’m jonesing for that goldvest superstar.
He and Buzz should maybe make out a little. Or do a duet. Or both.
EWWwww. That’s an image I didn’t want to image. Relative-y. I want to bleach my brain.
Really, Michelle? Will you ever be able to type a sentence without screwing it up somewhere?
Classy bumcrack shot at the end there.
Like there’s any other kind of bumcrack shot…
I have pondered your riddle, oh over-caffeinated one. I was almost fooled into giving a wrong answer but I realize you put the answer right in one of the questions. The answer is 13, right? Very tricky of you.
I think that video is now my new favorite distraction.
PS: Please ignore the typo. I meant 3.
That makes WAY more sense. Or you know, any sense at all. Maybe. My head hurts.
I’m afraid to watch the video with my kids around. I mean, fish with teeth? That’s sooo not appropriate. I’ll be back later.
Now why on earth would you think a video on my site might not be appropriate for kids? That’s crazy talk!
I worked at a pet store once, and it was just like this except I didn’t have a mullet.
Three IS the magic number.
Me, Myself and I.
Stewart, Sting, Andy.
Fire, Water, earth.
And in homage to Sister Scholastica big guy, son, and the super bitchin’ white dove!
And the 3rd line of your comment is the best. All hail THREE.
What’s in the brownies, Elly Lou?
Sadly the secret ingredient is not focus.
Um, it’s about rambling questions. Duh.
And new choreography for me to bust out at the clubs. Cause I’m a club rat. So long as I’m in jammies by 10pm.
1. The Pudgy Horror Picture Show.
2. How many birds were harmed in the making of this video?
3. I’m pretty sure Andy Sandberg had something to do with this.
Pudgy Horror? Brilliant. Now I want him to do a cameo on Glee.
Holy. Shit. That video was the most awesomest thing ever! Thank you.
You should check out his Tall Boy track, too. Really, it’s all brilliant.
I’d give my left foot for 17 things to do…. I can feel my blood pressure rising to that unhealthy level just thinking about it… Feels like home.
PS please send brownies.
I ate ’em all. Also? My stomach hurts.
Let’s not knock threes.
Love the randomness and I guess it is enough that I get about 75% of this 😀
Cant watch videos at work 🙁 (and for good reason, I guess)
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