Have you ever suddenly had seventeen projects suddenly hit crunch time simultaneously? Have you ever thought, “Gee I didn’t plan the timing of these things well at all?” Have you ever had so many questions that all really mean the same thing squishing about in your brain that you couldn’t separate them enough to list a third question that made sense because you really like to do things in threes (well, except THAT – pervs) so you really wanted three questions because symmetry is overrated and three things can’t be symmetrical so three IS the magic number, yes it is?
And then after you write a really long question that isn’t terribly coherent just for the sake of having a third question, you come up with a whole other question that would have worked better but you forget what it was before you get it written because you go off on another random faux-question diatribe?
And then you remember it again but now a question alluding to the copious volumes of caffeine you’ve consumed this morning to cope with your suddenly quadrupled “to do” list seems like a bit of a letdown after all this buildup so you decide just to skip it?
*finishes fourth cup of tea and takes another bite of brownie*
Oh say! Have I told you about this music video that I can’t stop watching? It has kittens, glitter, and a chunky dude in a gold lame vest. And there’s fish with teeth. And more glitter. The only thing missing is me face humping Justin Timberlake.
Not that there’s a video of that anywhere. Yet.
*scribbles new item on “to do” list and goes to turn on kettle*