A Challenge!

So I came across this list of “movie titles that make awesome nicknames for your vagina.”

I swear I don’t seek these things out.  Much. They just show up in my mailbox.  When I send them to myself.

First?  None of them have the word kayak in the title.  FAIL.  To be fair, I can’t think of a single movie about kayaks.  Though I seem to remember there were some canoes in The Last of the Mohicans.  That’s a horrible thing to call your vagina.  If I called Skittles that, she’d never talk to me again.

Also?  How can you make a list of movie titles that can double as slang for lady bits and NOT include Free Willy?  Clearly someone is not taking their role very seriously.

Ok, I just got off the phone with Thom and we came up with no less than twenty other suggestions in a mere five minutes.  (Because that’s just how a call to remind him about Dad’s surgery today naturally evolves, right?)

Here’s our top 3:

  • The Big Empty
  • Good Burger
  • The Breakfast Club

Obviously Glitoris will take the number one slot (Heh.) as soon as someone makes it into a movie.  In the meantime, I bet you guys have even better suggestions.  BRING IT.  You’ve been challenged.

If you make me laugh I’ll send you an origami kayak.


  1. Grand Canyon
    Lois Gibbs and the Love Canal
    Pocket Full of Gold
    When a Muffin Knocks
    Los Labios (The Lips)
    Clam Pie
    The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse

    Just a few to get started with….

  2. Those are beyond lame. They’re overthinking this. Just go for the straight forward double entendre.

    American Beauty
    The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (if you hate yourself)
    Toy Story (if you’re a do it yourself kind of gal)
    The Prestige
    Some Like it Hot
    Snatch (come on – who didn’t think of that one?)
    No Country for Old Men (if you like the young’uns)
    There Will Be Blood (once a month)
    A Streetcar Named Desire
    The Incredibles
    Let the Right One In (again – a gimme)

  3. Poltergeist

    Wait, I don’t think I “get” this one. Lemme try again.

    Four Weddings and a Funeral

    We’re talking about our own vaginas? Or, like, vag in general?

    I think I get it now:

    Final Destination, you know, for the overconfident vajajay.

  4. Their list is totally lame.

    Almost any James Bond movie title works….Dr. No, Octopussy, Goldfinger, For Your Eyes Only, From Russia with Love, The World is Not Enough…

    This may actually be the formula they use to name Bond movies….

  5. The Matrix – for that undiscovered, confused vagina
    Paths of Glory – for the vagina that knows its value
    Once Upon a Time in America – for the Naturalized Citizen vagina
    Raging Bull – for the vagina that likes to take chances
    All About Eve – if your name is Eve, it’s just that much more convenient

    I could do this for hours.. lol

    I once heard of a movie about a talking vagina.. it’s called Chatterbox.. when it gets laid it sings.

    I really want to see this movie, but haven’t been able to find it anywhere!

  6. okay i can totally do this…

    The Sweetest Thing

    ….okay, that’s all I’ve got. mainly because Snatch was already mentioned.

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