Hi Interwebz. Tis’ the season for me to crawl into a mug of mulled wine and giggle with my siblings, so I’m afraid you’re going to have to find your jollies (and vagina jokes) somewhere else for a little while.
But before I embark on my epic quest to consume as much ranch dressing and Cheerwine as humanely possible, Herbert wants to tell you a little something. (This originally appeared at Neil’s Annual Christmalhijrahanukwanzaakah Concert.)
Happy Holidays from me (and Herbert and Thom….and Rocco and Mildred and Lucy) to you, Interwebz. By the by, your ass looks marvelous in those jeans. Go ahead and have yourself another slice o’ pie.