Uke Me Tender

Ouch.

But enough about me, let’s hear what Erin has to say about me! Seriously. I owe this gal about seventeen margaritas. She’s guest ukeing today…and she’s quite adorable, I must say. She’s been ukeing a mere three months and listen to that girl go!

If you need me, I’ll be laying about buck naked while Rocco pours raw honey all over my body. Or screaming with my t-shirt in my mouth while Rocco applies honey to my lesions. Same thing.

HMFBT.


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4 thoughts on “Uke Me Tender

  1. Elly don’t be jealous but Erin is super adorable. AND for realz? Only mere 3 months? I am so ashamed of myself since the ukulele I bought and posed for pictures with has not been touched… So are you and Rocco reenacting 50 Shades of Grey of something?

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