This Week’s Tweets

  • Just passed a farm stand selling 50 lbs of potatoes for $12. Um, Maryland? What the hell do you do with 50 lbs of potatoes? #
  • So what does Dad says to a crew of sleep deprived, hungover peeps? "It doesn't matter if it's real, it just has to exist." Oh my head. #
  • I have to catch a plane. With that tongue? No way! #
  • The only time I miss having long hair? When I'm desperate for a piece of dental floss and there's none to be found. #
  • My colon feels like someone filled it with mentos and diet coke. Perhaps I'm a wee bit anxious about today's visit with my oncologist. #
  • For those keeping count, I'm 21 months clean! That leaves only 3 more months to the magical 2 year mark. Hells to the yeah. #FuckCancer #

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4 thoughts on “This Week’s Tweets

  1. “For those keeping count, I’m 21 months clean! That leaves only 3 more months to the magical 2 year mark. Hells to the yeah. #FuckCancer #”

    BEST TWEET EVER! 🙂

    \_(^◇^)_/\(^^)/

  2. Oh THAT’S why I was the only one still worried about you! You tweeted the awesome news! And apparently, I’m just now seeing the “What I’m up to…” section to the right. God I’m uber-observant. I blame ADD.

    Agreed subWOW! Best tweet I never saw EVER!

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