This Week’s Tweets

  • Does this make anyone else nervous? #
  • While raw honey and bacon fat look an awful lot alike, only one of them should go in tea. #
  • My throat feels like I spent the morning fellating a pineapple. I didn't. At least I don't think so. Then again, I'm a bit sleep deprived. #
  • Just found this captivating painting at a local eatery…for $20!! Woot! #
  • Haircut day! Haircut day! *blows bangs out of face* Haircut day! Haircut day! *extracts banana-coated baby fist from back of neck* HOORAY! #

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